So if we are, in fact, going to be buddies, I should tell you a little bit about myself. Then you can be all, "Oh, Stef and me? We tiiiiight, boi. We ELASTIC WAISTBAND ON A POTBELLY PIG tight. Ya hear? Home fry?" That is how I imagine you interact with people. I know it is how I do, what with my being raised in an inspirational '80s movie about an inner city school who learns to believe.
Top 20 things you should know about me
(in no particular order of importance)
20. I rarely ever wear pants. That is not as sketchy as it sounds, I swear.
19. I collect novelty erasers but I never use them... that would just be weird.
18. I'm a singer. Soprano one, actually. So, you know. I like music and all that.
17. Ducks are my favorite animal.
16. I sort of sound like a chipmonk. This is okay, though, because so does Kristin Chenoweth and she's done pretty well for herself in life. You know you've made it when you're on Glee multiple times.
15. I love bright colors. They look so yummy.
14. I adore my crazy family and friends. Sometimes they even like me, too! :D
13. Daisies are my favorite flower. But aren't they cheerful? :)
12. One day I want to be a writer and go into publishing.
11. Sometimes I want a puppy so badly that it makes me want to cry.
10. I'm gluten-intolerant. That basically means I can't eat anything with white flour, so no cookies, cake, bread, bagels, etc. It's only in the past few months that I found out so it's been kind of hard, bbbbuuuuutttttt it's been an excellent excuse to eat lots and lots of guiltless chocolate.
9. I love really inky pens. One of my very favorite things is when I get ink splotches all over my hands and they stain so I can't wash them off right away and then, every time I see them, I can be reminded of the wonderful feeling I have when I'm writing and I get carried away with my imagination.
8. I'm kind of a nerd. Like, for realsies. It's not my fault; my parents indoctrinated me into their legacy at a young age. I was a red shirt from Star Trek for my first Halloween (which one can probably argue as child abuse). I never stood a chance.
7. I drink an inordinate amount of tea.
6. I love making people happy. When a stranger smiles at me it basically makes my day.
5. I really like old-fashioned things. I mean, I wear my hair like a flapper, for pete's sake.
4. I am kind of a germaphobe. You'd better cover your mouth when you yawn... or we shall have words.
3. I'm a movie/ TV junkie. Seriously, I have a problem verging on addiction.
2. I don't eat cute animals. Cows and chicken are okay because they're ugly, but no veal or duck (CERTAINLY NOT DUCK!!) or rabbit. Usually no lamb, either. Sometimes pig (though my Rabbi would protest).
1. I love making lists. So get used to this, Bub.
Now that I've told you some things about me, maybe you could tell me something that you feel defines you? I would love to hear it.
~Bye
